Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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