I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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