More tranny stories later!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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