I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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