she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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