i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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