we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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