Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
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The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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