how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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