my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
