So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
