Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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