i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
40s are totally the cure
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.