She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I want to make a zoo with you.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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