Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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