before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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