I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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