can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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