turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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