and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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