I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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