I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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