i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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