you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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