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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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