I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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