Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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