oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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