We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We got so high we made milksteak
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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