Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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