office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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