I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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