maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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