I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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