i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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