can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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