I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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