Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Randomize
