i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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