You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
bring money and cleavage
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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