he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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