just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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