You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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