11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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