Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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