He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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