Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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