Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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