As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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