he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We have so much sex to catch up on
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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