Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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