i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
