Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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