Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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