Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
So. Much. Porn.