I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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