so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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