But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize
